The Onion | America's Finest News Source Yup, even the Onion has a lot to say about what happened on September 11th. While mostly tongue in cheek, it's really nailed a lot of the stuff down. It still boggles my mind the whole thing about Cantor. I just thought aboput this because on the Onion page there is a little banner ad. It's insane to think that they lost 700+ employees. The CEO is going crazy trying to rebuild the company so he can support the families of those who died. Insane.